CONIFERS ARGH

So I counted all the conifers in the garden, alive and dead, there were 23. TWENTY-DAMN-THREE. The garden is not that big. So we chopped one of them down. One of many to be chopped down.

What you can't see here, is there is a 2ft tall mound of earth and a fallen tree in there. There is no room for skip near my house. *klaxons sound*